George's birthday is approaching so his wife decides to get him a parrot like he has always wanted. She visits the local pet shop and there is one parrot on a shelf, and it is a beautiful parrot very colorful. She takes it up front to pay for it and the clerk says"Lady you don't want this parrot as it was in a brothel and it sometimes talks dirty". She says to the clerk"I think that in as loving home it will learn better manners" , so she buys it and takes it home. The day of the party arrives and takes it into the dining room where all the guests are assembled and removes the sheet from the cage. The bird blinks twice, looks around, looks at George and says "Different house, Different girls. Hello George"