A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders six shots of good Kentucky bourbon. The bartender says, "Sounds like you're celebrating something...

What's the occasion?" "My first b**w ***, " says the guy as he tosses back the last one.

"Congartulations!" says the bartender. "Here... have another on the house.

" "No, thanks, " says the guy, getting up.

"If the first six didn't do the job, another one won't get the taste out of my mouth."