...and two aliens come out.

The first one walks up to a gas pump and says, "Take me to your leader." The second alien is trying to get his attention.

He says to the first, "He looks tough! I wouldn't mess with him if I were you." The first alien says he's got it under control. "Well i'm going to move the UFO, ok?" "Fine, fine." So the second alien moves the UFO and the first turns to the gas pump and says, "Take me to your leader!" Of course, it doesn't say anything it's a gas pump. He pulls out his ray gun and shoots the gas pump! BOOOOOM!!! Out comes the first alien from the wreck and gasps to the other one, "How did you know?!" The second one says, "Look, anyone that can take their d**k, wrap it around themselves twice, and then stick it in their ear is one bad mother-f**ker!"