A man walked into a bar to find his best friend drunker than he'd ever seen him.

"What's wrong fred?" he asked. "It's a woman, bill, " Fred replied. "I thought so.

What woman?" Fred downed another double. Then he turned and said, "I guess I have to tell you. Its your wife.

" "My wife?" Bill said schocked. "What about her?" Fred waved to order another drink, then put his arm around Bill's shoulder.

"Buddy, " he said, "I m afraid I have bad news.

your wife is cheating on us."