At first I was going to dress as a pumpkin, but I squashed that idea, then I considered being Superman, but that idea wouldn't fly. Next I thought about being a cat burglar, but quickly scratched that idea. I considered going as Tiny Tim but it was so early in the season that the idea seemed lame.

I saw a Chiquita banana costume that was quite appealing but I was too yellow to try it. So now I don't have a clue and shall go as Paris Hilton.