Jack is so drunk he falls of his barstool, and drags himself to the pub door, he manges to open it and crawls the 200 yards home. he manages to fit his keys into his door lock and somehow manages to pull himself up the stairs and finally collapses into his bed. The next morning his wife confronts him..

"You were down the pub again last night werent you?" "Ermm" came Jacks hesitant reply "Yes i was hun, how did u know?" His wife replied "The pub phoned, youve left your wheelchair behind again..."