LtWell, i didn't get the points for submitting it the first time so i thought i'd submit it again The other day I went to the local religious book store whereI saw a "Honk if you really love Jesus" bumper sticker.

I bought it and put it on theback bumper of my car, and I'm glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed. Stoppedat the light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and didn'tnotice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lotsof people who love Jesus.

Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He mustreally love the Lord because pretty soon he leanedout his window and yelled,"Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. Why, it was like a football game with him shouting,"Go, Jesus Christ, Go!" Everyone else started honking, so I leaned out my windowand waved and smiled to all those loving people. There must have been a guy from Floridaback there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, andI saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I hadrecently asked my two grandsons what that meant. They kind of squirmed, lookedat each other, giggled, and told me that it was the African good luck sign, so I leanedout the window and gave him the good luck signback. A couple of the people were so caughtup in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking towardsme. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed,and I stepped on the gas. It's a good thing I did, because I was the only car to get acrossthe intersection.

I looked back at them standing there. I leaned out the window, gavethem a big smile, and held up the African Good Luck sign as I drove away.