Kerry and Edwards were kissing babies at a county fair when they came upon the greased pig catching contest. The pig was a cute little sow and nobody was able to catch her. "she sure is cute said Kerry, kinda reminds me of Thresa". "Well, you're pretty swift, and slick too, why don't you show evertbody how to catch a greased pig?" Kerry quickly ran the pig down and won the pig and a blue ribbon.

He loved that pig so much he carried her around for weeks. While walking down the street one day a passerby spotted them and asked: "Hey, where'd you find that cutie?" "I won him at the county fair", answered the pig.