This burglar is breaking into some house at night. Sneaking around he suddenly hears: "Jesus is watching you!". The burglar is shocked, ducks down, remains silent for a while, but nothing happens. After a minute or so he decides to continue his search for the jewelery, so he gets up again.

Again he hears, but a little louder and more like a warning: "Jesus is still watching you!". "Good heavens!" he thinks, "What's going on here?".

He still doesn't dare to use his torch though. Silently he strafes backward and again -and really loud this time-: "Jesus is really watching you!". Ok, this guy is almost getting a heart attack and switches on his Maglite. After a little looking around he detects this parrot. Burglar: "A parrot?" Parrot: "Yes, that's me!" Burglar: "You can talk pretty well" Parrot: "Yes, I'm already 50 years of age" Burglar: "Phew that's not bad! You live here?" Parrot: "Yep!" Burglar: "Gosh I really thought something weird was going on here! What's your name?" Parrot: "Henry" Burglar: "Henry? That's a weird name for a parrot?" Parrot: "Not as weird as 'Jesus' for a rottweiler!"