Two shepherds were leaning on their crooks at the end of a long, hard day tending to their flocks.

The first asked, "how's it going, Ichabod?" The second sighed sadly and shook his head.

"Not so good, Obediah, not so good. I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my children don't respect me anymore and my wife is threatening to leave me and run off with my best friend." The first shepherd thought anout it and said, "Well, try not to lose and sheep over it, "