A National Association for Parental Education has listed ten signs that you have been taken over by rug rats.

1. You believe the TV is true salvation and may be a deity.

2. You love them most when they are asleep. 3. Your spouse has left . for help and never returned. 4.

You say you?ll move into a nicer house when the kids are grown. 5. You cry, through fits and make demands of them and they have mercy 6. Your furniture is moistly plastic of extremely bright colors. 7. You consider parenting your occupation. 8. Your hobbies are bicycling and fixing bicycles and assembling bicycles and Nintendo and financing Nintendo.

9. You count your allowance to see if everyone can go to McD?s today.

10. You must ask them for more.