One PAYDAY, MR GOODBAR wanted a BIT 'O HONEY so he took miss HERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARKE and FIFTH AVE. He began to feel her MOUNDS with his BUTTERFINGERS.

That was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL and he let out a SNICKER as she screamed "O HENRY" while squeezing his PETER PAUL. Miss HERSHEY said "you are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS.

" Soon she was a bit CHUNKY, and nine months later had a BABY RUTH.