Mama Bear and Papa Bear were getting divorced, the judge says custody of baby bear granted to Mama Bear. Baby starts crying and says "NO! NO! NO! I don't want to live with Mama Bear"! The judge asks, "Baby Bear why don't you want to live with MaMa Bear"? Baby Bear replies, "because she beats me." The judge says ok custody of baby bear granted to Papa Bear. Baby starts crying and says "NO! NO! NO! I don't want to live with PaPa Bear"! The judge asks, "Baby Bear why don't you want to live with PaPa Bear"? Baby Bear replies, "because he beats me." The judge finally asks Baby Bear well who do you want to live with Baby Bear replies, I want to live with the Chicago Bears "THEY DON'T BEAT ANYBODY"!