The three flies met one saturday to take a trip across the desert.They decided which way as best to travel and took off.Half way across the desert they got really hungry,and realized that they forgat to pack a lunch.

They saw an old Barn off in the distance and headed that way.

When they got there they saw a cow eating from a bucket and they waited for there lunchcow pie.Pretty soon there was a nice big cow pie on the ground and they landed on it and ate lunch.They ate so much that they could not get off they ground.

One of they flies saw an old axe standing in the corner of the barn and said"We can climb up to the top of that axe handle and jump off,Our air speed will be fast enough to stay air born and we can continue on our trip.

The others looked at him and said"OK,you go first"he got to the top and jumped off,flapping his wings to no avail and crashed into the ground.

The others saw what happened and one said"Well,there's a morale to this story,,,Don't fly off the handle when your full off crap!"