Two friends were walking along in a field, and came along an old well.

They looked down inside and couldn't see the bottom so they decided to throw something down it. The two friends look a little bit and they each find a small rock and toss them down the well. They listened for a while and never heard anything, so they decided to find something bigger. The two looked around some more and came across a giant rock, so they picked it up carried it over to the well, and heaved it inside. Once again they heard nothing, so they go off and start looking again. Once they had looked a little while, they came across an old transmission, so they picked it up and threw it down the well. They listend and listened and still there was no noise.

When they get up from the well and start walking, they notice a goat coming at them. They both jump out of the way as the goat comes charging at them, and the goat falls down the well.

Once again they went to the well and heard nothing. They finally decide to give up and forget about the well.

they start walking and come across a farmer.

The farmer says, "Excuse me, have you two seen a goat 'round here?" one of the men replys, "yeah it just came charging at us and fell down that well over there!" The old farmer then says, "Thats impossible, i had that goad chained to an old transmission.

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