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Thanks. So, this poor gyno is going through a mid life crisis. yea, see beautiful tits and tight putty-poos on a daily basis is Oh so hard! Anyhow, the poor shmuck desides to try out a new profesion. He's sitting at the table one morning when he notices this add for new mechanic training school in town. He has always wanted to learn how to build a bitchin hot rod so he desides to check it out.

He's progressing through the training and having a blast. Its finally time to take the final comprehinsive exam. As the instructor is explaining the test to the class, it doesn't seem to hard. All you have to do is rebuild a torn down engine and install it into a car and make sure that it runs. The grades will be based on the student's ability to rebuild the engine 50pts and on how well the engine runs in the car 50pts.

The day of the exam come and the old gyno turned hot rodder is a little bit worried. He completed the build and was very pleased with his work but he sure did take a lot more time than all the other students. So, dregingly, the Doc makes his way to the grade postings, finds his name, and sees an impossible 125pts. Now, for those of you who might not think about looking at the previous paragraph, the total was a maximum of 100pts. Now, even more confused that before, the Doc goes over to the instructor and asked how it is that he recieved 125pts. The instructor explained, "Your rebuild was perfect. The car ran beautifuly. And, even though the process took a little longer than the traditional method, I had to give you extra points for doing it all throught the exhaust pipe!" I hope that you liked. Please vote and let everyone know.