40ish... 48 No, 52 Adventurer...

Has had more partners than you ever will Athletic...

Flat-chested Average-looking... Ugly Beautiful...

Pathological liar Contagious Smile...

Bring your penicillin Educated...

College dropout Emotionally Secure...

Medicated Feminist...

Fat ball buster Free Spirit...

Substance user Friendship First... Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun...

Annoying New-Age... All body hair, all the time Old-Fashioned... Lights out, missionary position only Open-Minded... Desperate Outgoing...

Loud Passionate...

Loud Poet... Depressive Schizophrenic Professional... Real Witch Redhead... Shops the Clairol section Rubenesque...

Grossly Fat Romantic.... Looks better by candlelight Voluptuous... Very Fat Weight Proportional To Height.. Extremely fat Wants Soul Mate...

One step away from stalking Widow... Nagged first husband to death Young At Heart... Toothless geezer