Speeding

An elderly woman was driving her husband to the doctors when she got pulled over by a policeman.

"You were speeding" said the policeman. "What did he say?" she asked her husband. "He said you were speeding" he shouts at her.

"Drivers license and registration", the policemen asked. "What did he say?" she turned again to her husband. "He wants your driver's license and registration".

The policeman looked at the documents. "I see you're from Florida". "What did he say?" "He said he sees you're from Florida" he responds again in an elevated voice.

The policeman utters almost to himself, "Was in Florida when I was in University.

Had the worst sex in my life".

"What did he say?" "He thinks he knows you.."

 

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