STUDENTS AT A LOCAL SCHOOL WERE ASSIGNED TO READ TWO BOOKS, 'TITANIC' & 'MY LIFE' BY BILL CLINTON. ONE STUDENT TURNED IN THE FOLLOWING BOOK REPORT, WITH THE PROPOSITION THAT THEY WERE NEARLY IDENTICAL STORIES! HIS COOL PROFESSOR GAVE HIM AN A FOR THIS REPORT. TITANIC:.... COST - 29.99 CLINTON:.... COST - 29.

99 TITANIC:.....

OVER 3 HOURS TO READ CLINTON :..... OVER 3 HOURS TO READ TITANIC:.....

THE STORY OF JACK AND ROSE, THEIR FORBIDDEN LOVE, AND SUBSEQ UENT CATASTROPHE. CLINTON:.... THE STORY OF BILL AND MONICA, THEIR FORBIDDEN LOVE, AND SUBSEQUENT CATASTROPHE. TITANIC:.... JACK IS A STARVING ARTIST. CLINTON :....

BILL IS A BULLSHIT ARTIST. TITANIC:.... IN ONE SCENE, JACK ENJOYS A GOOD CIGAR. CLINTON:..... DITTO FOR BILL. TITANIC:..... DURING THE ORDEAL, ROSE'S DRESS GETS RUINED.

CLINTON:.....

DITTO FOR MONICA. TITANIC:.....

JACK TEACHES ROSE TO SPIT.

CLINTON:.....

LET'S NOT GO THERE. TITANIC:.... ROSE GETS TO KEEP HER JEWELRY. CLINTON:....

MONICA'S FORCED TO RETURN HER GIFTS.

TITANIC:.....

ROSE REMEMBERS JACK FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE. CLINTON:....

CLINTON DOESN'T REMEMBER JACK. TITANIC:....

ROSE GOES DOWN ON A VESSEL FULL OF SEAMEN. CLINTON:.... MONICA...

OOH, LET'S NOT GO THERE, EITHER. TITAN IC:...

JACK SURRENDERS TO AN ICY DEATH. CLINTON:..... BILL GOES HOME TO HILARY - BASICALLY THE SAME THING.Communication Events Journalism Marketing Media Public