A man and a woman are crossing the Sahara on a camel. On the third day of travelling, the camel suddenly drops dead. Having surveyed the situation, things are looking bleak: "I'm not sure we can survive more than a day or two, " says the woman. "Agreed, " says the man, "seeing as we're about to breath our last, would you do something for me?" "Anything, " replies the woman.

"I've never seen a woman's breasts, " reveals the man, "might i see yours?" Under the circumstances, she sees no problem, lifts her dress and unveils her pert breasts. "oh my..." says the man, "would you mind if i touch them?" She consents and the old guy has a good fondle. "Would you do something for me?" asks the woman.

"Of course, " smiles the bloke, still fondling away.

"Would you show me your p***s-i have never had the pleasure." Without a worry, the guy drops his pants. "Wow! May i touch it?" He consents, and is displaying huge excitement within seconds. "You know, " says the man, "if i insert my p***s in the right place, it can give life...

" "Well that's wonderful, " smiles the woman with glee, "stick in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!"