A bus full of Catholic School girls crashes on its way to a field trip and all the occupants are killed. The group finds themselves in Heaven, at the entrance gates. St.

Peter appears and tells the group: You may all enter into Heaven if you are pure and virtuous. Come forth and confess your sins.

The first girl, Susie walks up to St. Peter , who is standing by a basin full of holy water. St.

Peter asks her, "Susie, have you ever touched a p***s? Do not lie, or you will be cast away." Susie thinks for a second and says, "Yes. I touched a p***s once, but only with my finger." St. Peter points at the holy water and says, "Wash away your sin, my child, and you may enter into Heaven." Susie swirls her finger in the water, the gates open and she enters Heaven. The next girl, Amber walks up and admits to having given a hand job. St. Peter points at the holy water, Amber dips her hand in the basin and the gates to Heaven open. Just then, a girl comes rushing to the front, pushing past the line of girls.

St. Peter asks, "Donna, why the hurry, you will get your chance." Donna replies, "If I'm gonna have to gargle with that, I'm doing it before Heather dips her ass in it!"