There was an Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman discussing there respective teenage daughters.

The Englishman saidlt "I looked under my daughters bed and found an empty bottle of Whiskey and I didn't even know she drank." "That's nothing, " said the scotsman, "I found an empty syringe under my girls bed and I didn't even know she took drugs." "Well, " said the Irishman, " I found a used condom under my daughters bed and I didn't even know she had a p***s."