Last night, my girlfriends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.

When the male dancer came over to us, one of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 bill, licked the 10 and stuck it to his left butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a 20 bill. She called the guy back, licked the 20 bill, and stuck it to his right butt cheek. In an attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled out a 50 bill, called the guy over, and licked the 50 bill. I was worried about the way things were going, but fortunately, she just stuck the fifty to his left butt cheek again. My relief was short-lived. The guy came over to me!!! Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try to top the 50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do???? Fortunately, the woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down his crack, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left