Four year old Little Jimmy was bugging his mother one day so she said, "Jimmy why don't you go across the street and watch the builder's work, maybe you'll learn something." Jimmy was gone about two hours when he came back, and his mother said, "Well Jimmy what did you learn?" Jimmy said, "Well first you gotta hang the god damn door, and if the son of a bitch doesn't fit you take the c**ksucker down and take a c**t hair off of each side and put the mother f**ker back up." Startled Jimmy's mother said, "You wait till your father comes home.

" When Jimmy's father came home and his mom told him to ask Jimmy what he had learned today, well Jimmy told the whole story again. Jimmy's father also startled said "Jimmy you go outside and get me a switch, to which Jimmy replied "F**k you that's the electrician's job."