For his birthday, Little Johnny got a construction set, ,not knowing what to do with it. He went to his mother and said "Mother I don't know what to do with this". She told him to go down to the construction site two blocks down and watch the men work...

He did so and after two weeks he was playing with his set, and told his Mother, ,"Hey Old Lady, move that block a c**t hair the the left.." she said WHAT!!! He said what are you deft?? I told you to move that block a c**t hair to the left...she said, ,go cut me a switch right now, ,, Little Johnny said , ,, "F**k a switch , ,, thats and electricians job...