Husband goes out shopping for condoms when he sees a new brand called Olympic condoms.

Clearly impressed he buy's a packet. He then takes them home and proudly shows them to his wife.

She asked "What's so special about these Olympic condoms?" His reply "Well they come in three colours Gold, Silver and Bronze" "Which colour will you be wearing tonight?" she asked cheekily. He said "Gold of course" She replied "Why dont you wear silver, It would be nice if you came second for a change"