What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.

What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? "Way to go team!" Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? So she can have a doggie bag for later.

How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? An airbag. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? The more you bang it, the looser it gets! What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Why is a blonde like a doorknob? Because everyone gets a turn. Why do blondes like tilt steering? More headroom How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? Fertilized Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? More leg-room! What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? Nothing, they haven't met! How does a blonde part their hair? By doing the splits. What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. Why did GOD invent Orgasms? So blondes will know when you're through.