A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He put the gator up on the table, pries open his mouth and sticks his balls in. Then slowly closes the gators mouth. After a min.

, he takes a beer bottle and smashes it over the gator's head. The gator pops open his gaws and the man pulled his balls out unscathed. He then anounced: I'll bet anyone here 100.00 to try this.

A blonde woman in the back stands up and says, I'll try but you don't have to hit me over the head with the bottle.