A blond wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

She was a bit embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she still couldn't do it. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again she was unable to take the step. About this time the young man standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be good Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The guy smiled and said, "Well, miss, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.

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