Q: Why do some blondes have bruised belly buttons? A: Their boyfriends are blonde too. Q: What do blondes and turtles have in commmon? A: When they're on their backs they're both f**ked. Q: What does a blonde and a piece of spagetti have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat 'em.

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: Is it mine? Q: What does a blonde and an oven have in common? A: You have to turn them both on before you stick the meat in. I'm a blonde who has heard a lot of blonde jokes. I don't take offense to them. Actually, I think they are pretty funny and tend to repeat them often. Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving.