At Xmas, the mailman had so many things to deliver to this house that he had couldn't fit them in the mailbox. So, he rings the doorbell.

A beautiful blonde answers and asks him to come in, then she asks if he wants to go upstairs and f**k. They go upstairs and after a great f**k she asks if he wants breakfast. As he is leaving she gives him a buck! 'What's this for?' he asks. 'Well,' she replies,'My husband and I were talking and I asked him, 'What should I give the mailman for Xmas?', he said "F**k him! Give him a buck." Breakfast was my idea.'