A naive young guy from the city decides he wants to be a farmer, so a cab drops him off in the middle of farmland. He figures he needs some livestock to get started, so as he's walking down the rural road, he sees a sign at a farm saying "Livestock for sale". He walks up the country lane and introduces himself to the farmer, saying he wants to get started in farming and would like to look at the livestock he has for sale. "How much for that donkey over there, " the young man asks.

The farmer replies, "Well, he's 25, but if you're going to be a farmer you have to learn the lingo...

out here we call that an "ass", the kid agrees, then asks, "i'll need some chickens, have any hens for sale?" The farmer replies "Yeah, that's a fine one over there, but here on the farm we call them "pullets". They agree on a price for the hen. Finally, the young man says, "Wow, that's a fine looking rooster there, he for sale?" The farmer says "sure, he's 10, but of course, us farmers refer to that as a "c**k".

Feeling he's off to a good start, the kid pays the farmer, hops up on the donkey, with each of the other animals under his arms. "One thing I need to tell you about this ass, " the farmer says, "once in a while he'll just stop, and stand still for hours if ya' let him, the only way to get him moving again is to scratch his belly like this, " the farmer then demonstrated. "Fine, whatever, " the young man said, then rode off down the country road with his new livestock. Once he was a mile or so down the road, the donkey just stopped, and stood there. Remembering what the farmer said about how to get him going again, the young man worried about his new hen and rooster getting away if he freed his arms to scratch the donkey's belly as the farmer had showed him. As he sat there pondering this, a very attractive blonde in a convertible pulled up next to him. "Hey there, " the blonde said, "you look kind of stuck...

anything I can do to help?" "Yeah, " the young man said, "could you hold my c**k and pullet while I scratch my ass?"