A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies. "O.

K. Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either.

" "Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own.

" After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman, "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black." "Well, " replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film. The lead man was black." "Oh, I'm very sorry, " says the midwife, "that's really none of my Business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I Must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes, " the girl again replies, "you see the co-star in the movie was this Swedish guy.

" "Oh, I'm sorry, " the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business either and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes.

" "Yes, " continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice." At this, the midwife again apologizes, collects the baby and presents Her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the butt.

The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank god for that!" "What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked. "Well, " says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that she was going to bark.

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