Two women were alone in an elevator when it stopped on the 10th floor. The door of the elevator opened and a man in a dark suit entered, pushing the button for his floor and turning to face the elevator door. Standing behind the man, the women exchanged glances as they noticed the tremendous amount of dandruff that coated the man's jacket.
The women stood in silence, occasionally glancing at one another and stifling their snickers behind the man's back. When at long last the elevator stopped on the man's floor, and the door closed after he exited the elevator, the two women looked at each other silently for a moment. Breaking out into peals of laughter, the redhead was first to speak, asking the blond, "How could someone have that much dandruff and not know it?" "I don't know," answered the blond, holding her sides which were starting to hurt from all the laughing. "If I ever saw someone in need of Head and Shoulders, that was him," said the redhead adopting a slightly more serious tone.
"Yeah," mumbled the blond, furrowing her brow and staring at the elevator door. The two women rode in silence for the next few floors, until the blond turned to the redhead and, with a quizzical look on her face, asked, "How do you give shoulders?" |