Q: How do you put a twinkle in a blonde's eye? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her she was pregnant? A: Are you SURE it's mine???!!! Finally: A blonde was out driving in her new sports car when she cut off an eighteen-wheeler. The truck driver motioned her over to the side of the road. She pulled over. He pulled over, took a piece of chalk out of his pocket, drew a circle in the road and told the blonde, "You stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!" He took a knife out of his pocket and slashed the leather seats in her car.

When he turned around, she had a smile on her face. "Oh, you think that's funny?" he said. "Well, watch this.

" He then got a baseball bat out of his truck and smashed every window out of the car. When he turned around, she was giggling. This really made the truck driver angry. So he slashed up the tires on the car. When he turned around to look at her, the blonde continued to laugh. Furious, he got a can of gasoline out of his truck, doused the interior of her car, and set it ablaze. When he turned and looked at her, she was nearly rolling on the ground in hysterical laughter.

"What's so goddamn funny?" he barked at her. "Well...while your back was turned, I stepped out of that circle four times, " she said.