Y is getting a new girlfriend like joining the army? new haircut, new clothes and all information given out on a need to know basis the lone ranger is riding through the mountains when indians attack. they rag him from his horse and bury him in the sand up 2 his neck, ready 2 kill him. knowing he was about 2 kick the bucket, the lone ranger calls his horse over and begins 2 wisper in his ear.

the horse then gallops off and returns a few minutes later with a gorgeous naked blonde girl on his back. after surveying the scene, she hops down out off the saddle and sits on his face, sighing and moaning as she writhes about. when shes finished, the indians dive in for the kill, but the lone ranger cries, stop! i just want 1 more word with my horse. the indians agree and his trusty steed trots over to hear his final words. i said posse' u idiot!