As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300, 000 tons, struck the earth at about 40, 000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep.

" From the cabin, a blond passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!" A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is, " she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?" The blonde's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell me that 'P***y Treats' are for cats?" Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem. Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is.

A Blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, and, sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. She becomes extremely angry.

She opens her purse and pulls out the gun to shoot him, but she's suddenly overcome with grief.

She puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend yells "Honey, don't do it." She replies "Shut up, you're next.

" Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables. Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft. Q Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? A Her husband was a blonde too! I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker who's blonde asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker the blonde followed me, the Boss asked her "And where do you think you're going?" She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark!"