The blonde is driving down this old country road when she looks accross the field and sees another blonde, sitting in the middle of a dirt field in a row boat. She watches as the blonde in the row boat is rowing franticly and obviously going nowhere.

After watching for a few minutes, she can take no more and yells across the field, "What the hell are you doing? You are the reason blondes have the reputation we have.

If I could swim, I'd swim over there and kick your ass"!!