Two bowling teams, one composed of blondes, one of brunettes decided to charter a double decker bus to go on a trip to a casino must be in England, as we don't have those here. The brunettes were on the lower level, and were whooping it up having fun, when one of them realized they hadn't heard anything from the upper deck. She went up top, and saw all the blondes were sitting rigid, eyes straight ahead, their knuckles white as they grasped the seat in front of them. "What are you guys doing, we're all having a great time down below?" the brunette asked.

"Yeah, " one of the blondes said, "but you have a driver!!!"