One day Brian Mulroney, Prime Minister of Canada was looking for a call girl.

He found three of them in a local lounge, a blonde, a brunette & a red head. To the blonde Brian said. "I am the Prime Minister of Canada, how much will it cost me to spend some time with you?" She replied "200.

00 plus GST tax.' He then made the same proposition to the brunette. Her reply was, "100.00 plus GST tax." Finally he made the same proposition to the red head. Her reply was, "Mr.

Prime Minister, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times, keep it as high as the gas prices, keep me warmer than my apartment & screw me the way you do the public with the GST, then believe me Mr. Prime Minister it won't cost you a damn cent!"