A brunette and a blonde co-worker were sitting at their desks when a florist delivered a beautiful bouquet of roses to the brunette. Admiring the flowers, the blonde came to inquire who they were from. To which the beaming brunette replied, "They are from my husband." The blonde remarked, "That sure was thoughtful of him." The brunette studying the the beautyful roses replied, "It sure was and I suppose this means I will have to lay on my back with my legs spread for a week!" Puzzled the blonde asked, "Why don't you just get a vase?"