The Lone Ranger was captured by a vicious gang of outlaws and held in a remote wilderness.

The outlaws decided that they had to kill the Lone Ranger, but a man as great as he deserved three final requests. The leader of the gang approached the Lone Ranger and informed him of the gang's decision and asked what his first request would be. The Lone Ranger thought for a minute and said, "Bring me my faithful horse Silver".

Silver was brought to him and he whispered in the horse's ear. Silver immediatly galloped out of camp and returned an hour later with a beautiful blonde bombshell. The Lone Ranger gave the horse a strange look and then took the woman to his tent and made love to her for several hours.

The outlaws then asked for the Lone Ranger's second request. The Lone Ranger again asked for his horse and again whispered in the horse's ear and again Silver galloped out of the camp. Silver returned this time with a beautiful brunette vixen. Again the Lone Ranger gave the horse a strange look and proceeded to make love to the woman for hours.

The outlaws then asked for the Lone Ranger's final request. Again he asked for Silver. The lone Ranger grabbed hold of Silver's bridle, looked the horse square in the eye and yelled to the top of his lungs, "I SAID POSSE YOU NIM WIT"!