Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.

The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.

" The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop.

Whenever he walks into a room, the people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic lady says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'." Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well?" And she said "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh, my God!'"