The pilot came on the intercom to inform the passengers the plane was going to crash and they needed to make arrangements. Three women were sitting next to each other.

The first woman was jewish, she opened her pocketbook and started putting on all of her jewelery. The 2 women next to her saywhy are you putting on your jewelery? she said, the rescuers will save the rich people first. The next woman was a white lady, she starts putting on her makeup, the other 2 ladies said, what are you doing, she said the rescuers will save the beautiful people first. Thinking for a few seconds, the black lady pulls her dress up over her head and ties it in a knot. Th white and jewish woman look at her in disbelief and asked her, what in the hell are you doing? the black lady replied didnt you know that in a plane crash, they always go for the black box first!!!!!!!