A small boy was sitting on the sidewalk in front of his house. He had a pack of MampMs and a cat in his hands. Every now and then the boy would pop some MampMs in his mouth, bite the cat, stand up, walk a little bit, and then sit back down.

This old man across the street was watching him until finally he couldnt stand it any longer.

The old man goes over to the small boy and asks him what hes doing. The small boy replied, "I'm playing truck driver.

" The old man gives the small boy a strange look and asks him how is he playing truck driver. The small boy then replies, "I'm popping pills, eating p***y, and moving on down the road."