A group of angels approach the Lord, and say, "Lord, we are worried." The Lord turns to face them, saying, "Why?" "Well, it's this place, Australia, " they say.

"Looks good to Me, " replies the Lord.

"No, no. You misunderstand, " say the angels, "We think it looks to good. The scenery is amazing, the wildlife just incredible, the weather is some of the best anywhere, and there are ideal places for everything, surfing, fishing, hiking, white water rafting, and even skiing. And to top it all off, the people are so friendly and welcoming and in touch with their place in the world. We are scared that no-one from there will ever want to come here afterwards!" "No worries!" replies the Lord, "I was planning on having the Europeans invade!"