Arnold Palmer The golfer gets married.

Arnold Palmer gets divorced. Arnold Palmer's now ex-wife gets re-married to a different golfer.

She's in bed with her new husband making woopee. Her new husband goes to get out of bed when his new bride says "Where are you going?" To which he replies, "I'm going to get dressed and go to work".

"Thats not what Arnold Palmer would have done, " she noted. "What would Arnold Palmer have done, he asked"? "He would f**k me again!" she said. OK he thought to himself, who wouldn't? So they do their boppin' and again when they are done, she says "Where are you going?" To which he replies, "Now I'm going to get dressed and go to work". "Thats not what Arnold Palmer would have done, " she noted. Thinking he has heard this before, he grudgingly asks, "What would Arnold Palmer have done"? "He would f**k me again!" she said. "OK, " he says thinking "I can handle it." After they are done, again comes the same question. "Where are you going?" she says.

For which he replied, "I'm going to call Arnold Palmer to see whats PAR for this HOLE.