When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - which were always more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to maker her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.

" My Doctor says I will probably be able to walk again, but I will always have a limp. MORAL TO THIS STORY: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

Live as if there is no tomorrow!! You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.