Dear Diary...

DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

DEAR DIARY .

DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales an dolphins.What a wonderful vacation this has started to be.

I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck.

The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.

I felt honored and we had a wonderful time.

He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR Went to the ship's casino ...

did OK .

Won about 80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room.

We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. DEAR DIARY ..

DAY FIVE Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside.

The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks.

He really is a charming gentleman.He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled! DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX I saved 1600 lives today. Twice!! "The Impossible Always Takes a Little Longer"

 

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