Two businessmen are playing golf in the middle of the work day. Pretty soon, they have almost caught up to a pair of ladies playing in front of them. One guy says, "I'll go ask them if we can play through." He walks up and gets about 60 or 70 feet away, then suddenly he hurries back without talking to them.

"I can't ask them, one's my wife and the other's my mistress. You go ask them." So the other guy goes up, gets about 60 or 70 feet from the ladies, then hurries back without talking to them. When he gets back to his golfing partner, he's whistling "It's a Small World After All...

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